Healthcare?!
Question: Two patients limp into two different Medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.
The first patient sees the family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.
The second patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The first is a Senior Citizen.
The second is a Golden Retriever!
Answers: Two patients limp into two different Medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.
The first patient sees the family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.
The second patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The first is a Senior Citizen.
The second is a Golden Retriever!
Good one
very true
Aint that the truth !
the sad part is, it's true.
The sad part is that it is totally true.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Lol **
true.in this country it is often that animals are looked after better than humans.I dont hate animals but i think is very wrong
Very funny thanks
i totally agree with panos.animals are treated a lot quicker & better in some cases.
I thought the first one was an American and the second was Canadian (or French take your pick:)
very funny