The two old ladies?!
Question: Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local townhall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun any more. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?"??asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
Answers: Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local townhall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun any more. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?"??asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
Another good one
The old ones are the best!
lol - but gross
ha ha thanks for that it made me chuckle
lol
lmao!
oooookkkkaaaayyyyyyy.............. i don't really get it
Funny!! Didn't see that one coming..............
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
I told my gran last week to start behaving her age.
LOL Very funny
lol like it
Tumb Up!
Golden oldie brilliant**
dats funny
Good one thanks for sharing. lol