Forgive Your Enemies?!


Question: The preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies" She asked, "How many have forgiven your enemies?" About half held up their hands.

She repeated the question, now about 80% raised their hands. She repeated the question again, all raised their hands except one elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any" she responded.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-three" she replied.

"Mrs. Jones, would you please come forward and explain to the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said:......................................


"It's easy. I just outlived those b!tches."


Answers: The preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies" She asked, "How many have forgiven your enemies?" About half held up their hands.

She repeated the question, now about 80% raised their hands. She repeated the question again, all raised their hands except one elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any" she responded.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-three" she replied.

"Mrs. Jones, would you please come forward and explain to the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said:......................................


"It's easy. I just outlived those b!tches."

Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is a Excellent joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
The best way is to outlive them, lol.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!

HAHAHA!!! very funny

ha none left,good old mrs jones !*

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Wasn't expecting it to end like that. hahaha

If you are the Sparky I used to know, I understand why you think this is amusing. If not, I apologize in advance.

true .lol

One of the best jokes!!! Hehe! Granma swearing... hillaaaarious!

omfg i love that. thx for the laugh. 100/10

hahaha only thing is its in church and that may offend some people

Lol*

You WILL be reported! By the anti free speech and religious nuts. ( Good one)

veryg ood have a star!

brill lol

lmao funny

Good one thanks for sharing. lol

Nice one! count on you for the jokes that havent been rehashed for years!
:)



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