Doctor's Orders?!


Question: A 70 year-old woman went to the doctor for a check up. The doctor told her she needed more cardiovascular activity and recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week.

A bit embarrassed, she said to the doctor, "Please tell my husband."

The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week.

The 75 year-old husband asked, "Which days?"

The doctor answered, "Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, would be ideal."

The husband said, I can bring her Monday and Wednesday, but on Fridays, she'll have to take the bus."


Answers: A 70 year-old woman went to the doctor for a check up. The doctor told her she needed more cardiovascular activity and recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week.

A bit embarrassed, she said to the doctor, "Please tell my husband."

The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week.

The 75 year-old husband asked, "Which days?"

The doctor answered, "Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, would be ideal."

The husband said, I can bring her Monday and Wednesday, but on Fridays, she'll have to take the bus."

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

omg ha ha thats very good lol

mike wazowski gives it a two thumbs uP! :-D

hahaha funny

hahahahaha funny

Ha ha ha.!!!
Lazy husband, lol.!!!
Good joke.!!!
Cheers.!!

hehe *

doctor strangelove.lol

The doctor told me I had Alzheimer's and something else I can't remember.

hahaahahhaa so cute!

haaahahaha!
that derserves more than an "lol"

HAHA class way you go husband
star 4 sparky.

funnyyyy

hahahahaha! at first i was like wait, what? then i relized that he thought the doctor was gonna give her sex!! thanks for the laugh, heres a star!!!

Very good..lol

very good, thanks for sharing!

omg lol hahahah

Good one thanks for sharing. lol

hope her doctor looks like George Clooney ;)

Pretty good. lol.



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