Chuck Norris facts, anyone?!
Question: i know one fact:
"when chuck norris pees, he clogs the toilet".
Any more facts people?
Answers: i know one fact:
"when chuck norris pees, he clogs the toilet".
Any more facts people?
Chuck norris doen't do push ups - he pushes the world down.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
enough for yar ??
He got beatdown by Bruce Lee in real life.
he kicked van dammes *** in a tournament many moons ago
Chuck Norris doen't use gas, he just ejaculates in the gas tank and it runs for 5 months!
under chuck norris' beard is not a chin its another fist
that's my fav one