Four children xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question: A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children.
Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if--"
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
The man then dies, happy.
The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
Answers: A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children.
Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if--"
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
The man then dies, happy.
The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
Ha! ha! ha! nice one.....
lol...that was quite funny actually, but not in a laugh out loud kind, but you know, like the chuckling kind?
saw that one coming
That was funny! lol
Lol!! That was funny. Hahahah! Not the ones that makes you laugh. Still entertaining though.
LMAO !
Yes it is funny. Thanks for sharing.
Lmao
funny
10/10
starred
very funny
Good one thanks. I like it.
I like it. Thank you. lol
LOL
lol
ha ha ha fuuny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
a variation on an old classic
starred
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LOL omg thats hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A little offensive but hilarious star for you!!!!!!!!!!
a little late to worry.lol
ha didnt want to claim the ugly one!!
hilarious!!
funny
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good joke there so 10/10.!!!
Poor bloke the ugly duckling is his, lol.!!!
Cheers Chris.!!
Real good, taking that one to work!