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Question: The severity of the itch is directly proportional to the reach.
Always use tasteful words - you may have to eat them.
Where there's a will, make sure you're in it.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
Most accidents happen at home - and the men have to eat them.
Your temper is one of the few things that improves the longer you keep it.
Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home.
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement
Answers: The severity of the itch is directly proportional to the reach.
Always use tasteful words - you may have to eat them.
Where there's a will, make sure you're in it.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
Most accidents happen at home - and the men have to eat them.
Your temper is one of the few things that improves the longer you keep it.
Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home.
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement
Those are great. Keep them coming............. lol
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Nice, you made me laugh.
funny
i like the one about br nice to your kids
Very funny thanks for sharing. lol
I like that thanks
Oh so true!
excellent mate
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