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Question: One hot August day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight, starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet, we didn't know what to call her, so we just called her "*****."

The vet decided to keep her for a couple of days, he said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband (the complainer) said, "OK but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."
He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and the vet don't see eye to eye, he calls my husband "El- Cheap-o" My husband calls him "El-Take-O" They love to hate each other and constantly "snipe" at each other, with my husband getting in the last word on this occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located next door to the Vet. The doctors office was full of people waiting to see him. A side door opened and in leaned the Vet- he obviously had seen my husband arrive.

He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's ***** is finally clean and shaved and she now smells like a rose. Oh and by the way ,I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and he closed the door.

Now THAT my friends, is getting even.


Answers: One hot August day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight, starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet, we didn't know what to call her, so we just called her "*****."

The vet decided to keep her for a couple of days, he said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband (the complainer) said, "OK but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."
He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and the vet don't see eye to eye, he calls my husband "El- Cheap-o" My husband calls him "El-Take-O" They love to hate each other and constantly "snipe" at each other, with my husband getting in the last word on this occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located next door to the Vet. The doctors office was full of people waiting to see him. A side door opened and in leaned the Vet- he obviously had seen my husband arrive.

He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's ***** is finally clean and shaved and she now smells like a rose. Oh and by the way ,I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and he closed the door.

Now THAT my friends, is getting even.

Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is a Brilliant joke Chris.!!!
Revenge is Sweet they say, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!

lol

Lmao!

lol,lol,lol. 10/10. *.
Fancy calling a cat [in this case] p****.
OMG that was hilarious.

HAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS!

very funny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star

Brilliant lol.

Good one. This one will be taken to work & shared, thanx.

That was great -- never heard it before -- I will be sure to chuckle thinking about it throughout the day.

Thanks for sharing!

lol

ha ha ha fuuny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Lol now that really desever 10 stars,and yeah what a way to get even,so I can only give you one,thanks for the laugh.xxxx

Very funny lmao

Very funny! lol
Loving your jokes!

funny

Very funny thanks for sharing. lol

I like that thanks

lol

LOL very funny 10/10

he got what he deserved, pmsl
starred

THAT rocks! FFFF funny!
:-)



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