How about this joke??!
Question: A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket!'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Answers: A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket!'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
LMAO!!!
Your a natural.
Good job!
ROFL.
That was funny...................................
haha NICE!
not so funny.
yeah that is so funny.
lol....lol...i love it1 ;) xoxo
mmm...hilariuos.
good but without the momentof silence he farted... ppl will laugh after get your own god damn blanket... but it will be funny either way its up to u
It was okay nothing to spectacular.
lmao!
haa thats cutee.
That's great. LOL.
Haha I like her =]
I aggree with hockeyman
hahahaha your good... congrats
lol!
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lmao - now that one made me laugh.
Funny! 10!
funny