Overweight blonde?!
Question: A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
Answers: A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
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a blonde walks up to a soda machine and buys a coke while a man walks up behind her waiting for his turn. The blonde rans a way for a minute then comes back with a bag full of coins and continued putting money into the machine and getting cokes. The man asks her if shes finished and the blonde replys
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lol...what a misunderstanding!!!
Thanks for the laugh - 10/10
Funny!!! WHAT A SKIP!!
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Haha, that's pretty good. Wordplay. I like it.
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ive heard this joke about 100 times but its still funny!
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