Americans are so stupid!! funny?!


Question: This was a conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian
authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in late 1995.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south
to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north
to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees
to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second
largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We
are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers
and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change
your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's
one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be
undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.


Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.


Answers: This was a conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian
authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in late 1995.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south
to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north
to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees
to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second
largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We
are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers
and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change
your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's
one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be
undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.


Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Urban legend or not, it's still very funny, lol!

yea man canadians rock!

According to Snopes.com that is an urban legend and not true.

hahahhahahah!

i read this one yesterday on here, its not so funny the second time round

This really isn't that funny

This is an old joke, and it stands as a representation of the only circumstances under which Canada might actually win against another military force.

Ahahahaaaa.

hahaha so funny
although i am iranian but i believe all americans are stupid, their politicans maybe

aaaaaaahahahaahha lmfao

lol ^^

ummm...i think its dumb.

lol

Good one. I read it for the first time.

ha ha ha fuuny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

typical yanks

very good another star

Awesome!!!

And that goes to show what a college education gets you! There were 100 sailors without that degree trying to tell their captain the same thing!!



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