Lil johnny on politics......old but funny?!
Question: Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way.
I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.
Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.
We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People.
The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class.
Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future.
Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room.
Mom is sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."
Answers: Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way.
I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.
Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.
We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People.
The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class.
Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future.
Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room.
Mom is sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."
Funny and absolutely true!
thats a classic
lol
thanx for a laugh :)
chuckle, chuckle. Yeah, I saw it coming. :)
LOL it's true tho isn't it lol that was a good one
lmao it may be old but i've never heard it before.
excellent have a star!
Very funny and very true
true.lol
True............ soooooo true.
hahaha, brilliant 10.
Little johnny rocks
pmsl
******
hahaha thanks for sharing
lol good one :) !!!
lol yea i heard it the other day lol its funny
lol
ha ha ha fuuny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
That's a good un. So true.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke Lolly and True.!!!
10/10.!!!
Got us guys here laughing while we having a Braai :-)).(Barbeque).
Cheers.!!
Excellent have a *
clever
Well done, :) xXx
hehehehe.