Whats the best "yo mama" joke youve ever heard?!
Question: funniest answer gets 10 pts.
Answers: funniest answer gets 10 pts.
Yo Momma So Fat That Even Dora couldn't Explore Her
Yo mama's so stupid and fat she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new burger at McDonalds !!! lol
Yo Mama so nasty, after phone sex with her I got an ear infection!
The one that made me laugh the hardest was...Yo mama's so old the key on Ben Franklin's kite, was to her apartment. lmao I could go on and on with those jokes though, I know so many.
Yo Mama's p*ssy is sooo rancid, they have to eat it on Fear Factor!
probs either "So stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out" or maybe "your mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at maps she can see people waving" classics!!
Yo mama's got a face that would make a freight train take a dirt road.
yo mama so thin she turned sideways and dissapeared!
yo mama so thin she can hula hoop with a cheerio!
yo mama so fat she jumped into the grand cannion... and got stuck!
3 of my faves (:
Yo mama is so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!
yo mamma so fat,white kids got on a bus and than she yelled twinkie
yo mamma so stupid she tried to talk to the mirror
yo mamma so ugly she went to ask a guy out and said no thank you grandma
yo mamma so fat she went to big brain acadmy
yo mamma so fat a kid massaged her and she lost 20 pounds
Yo mama so poor I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on and I said hey you lose a shoe, she said nope just found one.
Yo mama so black she went to night school and counted absent
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo Daddy so ugly Beyonce wouldn't even date him(just made that up because Jay Z is so f***ing ugly)
seriously lets get off mamas i just got off yours
Your mama so fat I rolled over 3 times and was still on the hoe
Ok I am out now thank you all very much you have been great. Don't forget to tip your fat mama