Are women ever satisfied?!
Question: A group of girlfriends is on holiday when they see a 5 story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only".
Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
"We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men here have it short and thin."
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here have it long and thin." Still, this isn't good enough so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here have it short and thick."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here have it long and thick." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left.
Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
Answers: A group of girlfriends is on holiday when they see a 5 story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only".
Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
"We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men here have it short and thin."
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here have it long and thin." Still, this isn't good enough so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here have it short and thick."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here have it long and thick." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left.
Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
i would stop at the 3rd!!
shhhhhhhh, dont tell nobody!!
Ahahahahahaha! : )
Wow that is so true
excellent bro'
haha
'blonde' ones are
lol excellent joke and 100% true
Lmao funny
pmsl at this as its so true xxx
That is great
Morning Mr. Carp. Excellent joke he! he!
That gave me a right laugh. I didn't know we were that bad. hahahaha very good. lol
good one mate and a *
thats about the ins and outs of it.lol
hehehe, you just found that out hun, pmsl that is brilliant,
star time
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Hee hee!
ha ha lmao
Lol, lol,lol, 10/10,*.
Last time I read this joke[coz it's sooooooooooooo funny ]it made me..........................never mind what it did........lol.
We are never satisfied are we.....................hahaha.
3rd and 4th were satisfying floors.............but.............
greedy women wanted more.
Saying that ....What is better than long and thick?..........hahaha.
Still can't stop laughing.
it's not the size of the wand it's the magic that can be done with it.
it doesn't matter about the size of the nail as long as you got a decent hammer to bang it in.
in answer to mums question what's better than long & thick?
i could show you but i'm not folding mine in half for nobody.
actually a woman once asked me to give her the full 12 inches & make her bleed. so i f****d her twice & then punched her nose.
brill, love it.
It's true, women always want more, but wouldn't life be boring for men if we became satisfied.