Why We Split Up?!
Question: She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore. Too bad, but I would have to quit drinking.
Then the next day I caught her spending $65.00 on a tiny bottle of make-up.
I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that wasn't necessary, that's what the beer was for!
Besides, my beer was 40 bucks cheaper.
I don't think she's coming back…
Answers: She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore. Too bad, but I would have to quit drinking.
Then the next day I caught her spending $65.00 on a tiny bottle of make-up.
I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that wasn't necessary, that's what the beer was for!
Besides, my beer was 40 bucks cheaper.
I don't think she's coming back…
i love that one
beer makes things beautiful
thats why i have to get the ladies drunk
ha ha ha .............love it !!
very good
teehee :-)
comedian!
that is funny
im gonna use it some day
hehe
haha
hahahaha thats brilliant. i wear beer goggles all the time, i pull some crackers on a saturday night and then they disappear and their ugly mate takes over the next morning. its really annnoyin!!!
lol, maybe shes away to buy her own beer so she can put up with you.
lmao oh dear.
lol ! that did it for me !
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Good one, did you make this up?
=)
Sure enough!
rotflmfao
(rolling on the floor laughing my freaking abs off)
where do you get all these jokes from?
hehe
funny
lol
haha good one.
what a naughty man,at least honest lol *
lol
oright
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
don`t spoil her lol
FANTASTIC LMAO******
good one thanks
excellent, ahhh that poor bloke! my eye
A male chauvenist joke, told by a woman. LOL