A perfect joke?!
Question: There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children. One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw Santa Claus at the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up, because they didn''t want to make their perfect children (who were at home with their perfect babysitter) mad because it was close to Chritmas.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with Santa Claus, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and 1 lived.
Who died and who lived?
Answers: There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children. One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw Santa Claus at the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up, because they didn''t want to make their perfect children (who were at home with their perfect babysitter) mad because it was close to Chritmas.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with Santa Claus, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and 1 lived.
Who died and who lived?
Jings Rain, you urr on a roll, keep them coming!!!!
lmao
lol good one
You cut off the end part! It continues to say that the woman was driving (hence teh accident) and that women don't listen. (because the joke said to stop reading and they didn't) It's so much funnier that way!
hardehar-har!
thts a good one...i like that...cud say a perfect joke...
not bad....for a woman. only joking
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! lolz i get it!
hahahaha
i LOVE that joke!
thanks for the laugh :)
and its just SO true!
yawwwwn.
feminist>>>>>>
this goes many ways. the one I heard involved a man, a smart blond, and santa clause. the man lived because there's no such thing as either santa or a smart blond.
haha i like it lol
ha ha :p
LOL love it.
lol that is soooo funny thank you I needed to laugh lol you can have a star
ha ha brightened my day at work thanks xx
LOL. I love this joke. Thank you, you just made my day.
HA HA! I get it! At first I thought it was riddle but than I saw the added details! That's very good!
lol
The ending wasn't good enough.
haha its funny
but even though i am a girl myself i gotta say that women arent perfect
but neither are men
so it evens out
good joke
yawnnnnnnnnn...............................
heh...thats pretty good.
lol omg that's so true =]
Oh ha ha.
And what a great joke too pmsl***
hahaha good one thanks
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
really bad joke, not even a little funny
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