The Fortune Teller?!


Question: During a recent publicity outing, Jennifer sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.

"Will I be acquitted?"


Answers: During a recent publicity outing, Jennifer sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.

"Will I be acquitted?"

That's a great question - "Will I be acquitted?"
It reminds me of the time I went to a Palm Reader many years ago. After looking over my hand and giving me "universal" details, she asked if I had any questions.
I said, "Will I ever go to jail?"
She about stroked out. Her eyes got real wide and her face went pale. It was all I could do to keep from laughing.
She finally said, "No!"
But I have always wondered what she was thinking.
Then she says, and this is on the level - "Next time you come bring me a hard-boiled egg wrapped in a 20-dollar bill."
I didn't go back. Couldn't find a hard-boiled egg.

No. The fortune teller must warn the husband and go to the police if it happens.

another good en

Very subtle , I liked it

Good one hun**

hahahaha

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

lolol*

Nice evil twist in the tail
Good one.......

thats funny

Ha ha! Bad woman must be punished!

Good one thanks



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