Tell me a GOOD joke??!


Question: Does anyone have a good joke that they're willing to share? 10 pts for the best one!


Answers: Does anyone have a good joke that they're willing to share? 10 pts for the best one!

I've got a few for ya!

Chemistry Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Chemistry Teacher: Why would you give a silly answer like that?
Student: You said it was H to O!
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Teacher: Jason, go to the map and find North America.
Jason: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered North America?
Class (in unison): Jason!
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Teacher: James, do you use bad words?
James: No, sir.
Teacher: Do you disobey your parents?
James: No, sir.
Teacher: Come now, you must do something wrong every once in a while!
James: I tell lies.
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Your welcome, ill submit some more after when i find 'em in my book of jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?

Jurassic Pork! lol

A man walks into a dentists late at night and sits in the chair.

"What seems to be the problem?" asks the dentist.
"Well, I think I'm a moth" replies the man.
"I don't think I can help , you need a psychiatrist"

"I know but I just saw the light on".

Stuck On An Island
There are two blondes and a brunette on an island.

One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each (you get the picture)...

The first blonde says, "I need to get off this island, I wish for a rowboat."

With a flash, a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean.

The second blonde says, "I need to get off this island, I need a jet ski."

With a flash, a jet ski appears and she rushes out into the ocean, soon overtaking the first blonde.

The genie looks inquiringly toward the brunette, who with raised eyebrows, smiles and says, "Just give me a million dollars, I'll take the bridge."

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with
breeding to perfect a better turkey.

His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there
were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating
attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts
to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I
finally did it! I bred
a turkey that has 6 legs!"

They all asked the farmer how it tasted.

"I Don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the
darn thing!"

or

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.

She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!"

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price."

"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket."

"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska."



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