A few groaners xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question: ? Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.
? What has no beginning, end or middle and touches every continent?
The ocean.
? What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
It gets wet.
? What happens when you throw a red rock into the Black Sea?
It sinks to the bottom.
? What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.
? Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
? What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.
? Why did the fish cross the road?
Somebody threw it!
? What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
The tune-a fish!
? What happens when you cross
a great white shark with a cow?
I don't know...
but I wouldn't want to milk it.
Answers: ? Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.
? What has no beginning, end or middle and touches every continent?
The ocean.
? What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
It gets wet.
? What happens when you throw a red rock into the Black Sea?
It sinks to the bottom.
? What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.
? Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
? What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.
? Why did the fish cross the road?
Somebody threw it!
? What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
The tune-a fish!
? What happens when you cross
a great white shark with a cow?
I don't know...
but I wouldn't want to milk it.
Lmao funny
thanks for sharing
**** for you.
Yeah 4 stars, your jokes are fantastic btw, enjoy your day mechelle. Report It
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