Another groaner sorry folks no offence meant xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question: A guy goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter asks, "Male or female?"
Customer says, "Female."
Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
Customer says, "White."
Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says, "What the heck does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guys says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."
Answers: A guy goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter asks, "Male or female?"
Customer says, "Female."
Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
Customer says, "White."
Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says, "What the heck does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guys says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."
very funny i liked it. too bad if muslims cant take a joke I never complain about english jokes.
Very good
Bit risky but very good he! he! he!
Ha Ha Ha
ummmmm.........ok!!
jk, it was funny!!
Your funniest one.
Your others were all pretty lame
hahahaaha loool
hahaha good one
That's a good one.
>>>>>>>>>>>star
HALARIOUS! I for one am thinking of putting a goofy face picture, and Mohammed name...maybe a target on the back, of a shirt because I'm not going to be pushed around by stiff necked predators. The whole "you better think act walk and talk like us or we will blow you up" is nothing but recalcitrant children, with potty in their pullups, throwing temper tantrums. Their own fear of inadequacy, a self doubt fabrication. In Afganistan they would sh!ts anywhere, wipe with their hand and piss on it to wash it off, then hang out in caves kiss the ground and blame the US for what generations of heroin addiction, and cutting off 1/2 of their brain power (by negating the efforts of woman) did to them. Nobody told them to mutilate the clitorises of girls at age 12, then use them a meat dolls, fell guilty about it, so put knapsacks over their heards, and don't let them read or learn. so as to perpetuate this selfish abuse of the females of their area. OHH thats the religion I want to join....Duh yeah its the blow people up commitment part, that I was looking for in a path of enlightenment...duh yeah and the destroy buildings and schools and any possibility of government (which is put by the people for reasons of health and safety) so they cannot bring structured contentment, by picking up the trash, being able to just push a lever on a toilet and having a place for human waste to be managed. A store with products to eat and enjoy...duh dont want anything like that...duh yeah...and can I get a turbine with some little pockets inside to hold a drink or a snack, maybe a cell phone and a radio...you never know, what I might need on the way to blow up whoever isn't like MEEE!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Ha Ha......Great.
Good one. Thanks
Good joke. Thanks for sharing. lol.
Got to give a star for that
hahaha very funny thanks.
naughty, but very good mate
starred
im crying if icould give 2 stars i would
Lmao funny
thanks for sharing
**** for you.
many people rushing to report that one, I fancy.... putting 'no offence' doesn't help, by the way, mate.....