Do rate them on a scale of 10. Above 6 gets a Star......?!
Question: Newfoundlander was walking past his neighbor one day with his dog in one hand and a shotgun in the other. The neighbor asked, "Where you going boy?" The man said, "To shoot my dog" The neighbor said, "Is he mad?" The man said, "Well he's not too happy about it."
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"How come you're late?" the bartender asks the blonde waitress as she walks in the door.
"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute." "What did you do?" asks the bartender. "I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"
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Answers: Newfoundlander was walking past his neighbor one day with his dog in one hand and a shotgun in the other. The neighbor asked, "Where you going boy?" The man said, "To shoot my dog" The neighbor said, "Is he mad?" The man said, "Well he's not too happy about it."
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"How come you're late?" the bartender asks the blonde waitress as she walks in the door.
"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute." "What did you do?" asks the bartender. "I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"
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Great jokes...I give them both a 9!
Star for you! ^_^
First one's an 8
Second one's a 3 .. really lame
Well..
The First one is just a Five :)
I didn't find it funny that much.
The Second one I'll give it a ten!
It was seriously funny! I was taking it
very seriously at first and after I read it all
I made a big 'sigh'! haha!
first one is a 7.
second one is a 4.
the second one is better than the first
First one 9
Second one 6.5
Hi Jody, Sorry the first one I didn't like!!! I am a animal lover especially dogs. The Blonde joke was pretty good. Rate #1. 2
#2. 8
A Friend,
poppy1