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Question: ... A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather and while eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he says, "Grandfather, are these plates clean?"
His grandfather replies, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal".
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed many little black specks around the edge of his plate, so again he asked, "Grandfather are you sure these plates are clean"?
Without looking up from his burger, the grandfather says, " I told you those dishes are as clean as coldwater can get them, now don't ask me about it anymore".
Well, later that day, they were on their way out to get dinner. As he was leaving the house, grandfather's dog who was lying on the floor started to growl and would not let him pass.
"Grandfather, your dog won't let me out".
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching, his grandfather shouted,
"Coldwater, get your butt out of the way"!


Answers: ... A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather and while eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he says, "Grandfather, are these plates clean?"
His grandfather replies, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal".
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed many little black specks around the edge of his plate, so again he asked, "Grandfather are you sure these plates are clean"?
Without looking up from his burger, the grandfather says, " I told you those dishes are as clean as coldwater can get them, now don't ask me about it anymore".
Well, later that day, they were on their way out to get dinner. As he was leaving the house, grandfather's dog who was lying on the floor started to growl and would not let him pass.
"Grandfather, your dog won't let me out".
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching, his grandfather shouted,
"Coldwater, get your butt out of the way"!

Lol that was ssoo very funny,please have a star cause you really made me laugh out loud,listen honey I@ll be going out to South Africa if you don't mind please may I tell them this joke.xxxx

G R O S S!!!

Yuck!

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I like it..

but how's this a question..?

funny ah ah ah ah ah!!!

?h!

hahaha

yuck

cheers

lol! very funny! =D

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(")_(") urgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL ya good one

LOL, that is so nasty.
id be running to the bathroom and washing my mouth out and who knows what else.
thats so horrible hahaha.

dog ie clean.lol

Yuk...but excellent.

nice

LOL Coldwater is a dog!



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