Another golden oldie xxxx funny or not xxxx?!
Question: A man was engaged to be married and was very much in love with his fiancee. He was troubled, though, because he also felt attracted to her younger sister who dressed provocatively and was often flirtatious with him.
A week before the wedding the man went to his girlfriend's house to talk about details of the reception. Before he could knock, the door was opened by the younger sister who invited him inside. She flirted more openly than ever and finally came out and said, "I've always thought you were really hot and that my sister was so lucky to catch you. I'm a little jealous, though and I'd love to find out what she'll be enjoying on her wedding night. If you're interested in one last fling, I'll be upstairs in my room. " With a scorching come hither look, she headed upstairs.
The man immediately turned on his heel, opened the front door and made a bee line for his car.
Whereupon he was greeted by the bride's entire family applauding and cheering. His future father-in-law clapped him on the back and said, "Congratulations on passing our little test and welcome to the family!"
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Answers: A man was engaged to be married and was very much in love with his fiancee. He was troubled, though, because he also felt attracted to her younger sister who dressed provocatively and was often flirtatious with him.
A week before the wedding the man went to his girlfriend's house to talk about details of the reception. Before he could knock, the door was opened by the younger sister who invited him inside. She flirted more openly than ever and finally came out and said, "I've always thought you were really hot and that my sister was so lucky to catch you. I'm a little jealous, though and I'd love to find out what she'll be enjoying on her wedding night. If you're interested in one last fling, I'll be upstairs in my room. " With a scorching come hither look, she headed upstairs.
The man immediately turned on his heel, opened the front door and made a bee line for his car.
Whereupon he was greeted by the bride's entire family applauding and cheering. His future father-in-law clapped him on the back and said, "Congratulations on passing our little test and welcome to the family!"
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Lmao funny
thanks for sharing
**** for you.
yep heard it b4 but still funny
Brilliant
lmfao x hahahahaha funny
This is taken from a video which is on Joecartoon.com
LOL
still laughing...........................
still laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!
10/10 for that one!!!!
LMAO =D
HA. wow.
LOL!!!!!!LOL!!!!!THAT'S HILARIOUS!?!?!? LMAO!!!
very good
THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
I've heard a lot of jokes, but I missed that one.
I thought it was great!!!!!!!!!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
still ROFL
Love it - LOL
Thanks - you made my day!!!!!!!!!!!
STILL ROFL
;)
never heard it before!!
OMG!!! that was f*cking hilarious!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
LAMO & LOL AND EVERYTHING >> GREAT JOKE
Very funny, hahahahahaha
Funny 10.
Good joke. Thanks for sharing. lol.
Very funny lol
Brilliant and a *
hahaha very funny thanks.
hehehe, never use the, so i'd be in trouble
starred
1st time I've heard it...funny!
:-)
10/10...
I like it hahahahahaahha thanks for reminding me of the good old jokes.
fantastic blood brilliant