Can I take the side of the women now?!
Question: "Cash, check or change?" A man asked after folding items a woman wished to purchase. As she fumble for her wallet, the guy notice a remote control for a tv set in her purse. "So,do you always carry your tv remote?" "No" she replies "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured thais was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
A man said to his wife one day" I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time." The wife responded "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; and God made stupid so I would be attracted toyu."
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee in the morning. The wife says "You should do it, because you get up 1st and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband says "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that's your job and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies "No, you should do it
Answers: "Cash, check or change?" A man asked after folding items a woman wished to purchase. As she fumble for her wallet, the guy notice a remote control for a tv set in her purse. "So,do you always carry your tv remote?" "No" she replies "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured thais was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
A man said to his wife one day" I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time." The wife responded "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; and God made stupid so I would be attracted toyu."
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee in the morning. The wife says "You should do it, because you get up 1st and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband says "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that's your job and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies "No, you should do it
that was very funny with the hebrews thing.
LOL!
I heard all three before, and those are not a question!
nice
brilliant 10/10 starred lol love the last one x
I HAVE HEARD THEM BEFORE BUT LOL
hahaha~~ realli gud!
love the hebrews one
Yay!