Dear father christmas...?!
Question: ... On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid said, "Yeah."
The cop said, "Well next year, tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike."
The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket. Before he rode off he said,
"By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid said, "Well next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
Answers: ... On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid said, "Yeah."
The cop said, "Well next year, tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike."
The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket. Before he rode off he said,
"By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid said, "Well next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke No8.!!!
Clever kid, lol.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!
That joke isn't funny, and....
you didn't ask a question!
Classic!!! Thanks for the Monday Morning Laugh.
he copped it .lol
Holy crap! ROFLMAO!!!!!!! If I could give you more than one star I would!
haha!
thats funny..thanks for the joke
Very good HaHaHa
lol, if a cop really did that he would deserve a kick in the balls.
thats a gr8 1 m8 abit rude for a young kid but hey!!!! av u got ne more as i luv jokes like that. im a bit crude :)
I thought that was a good joke.
oh deary me
haha
LMAO!! Thats Funny!!!
zzz... very funny!... it sends chuckles to my spine. hmmm... beer... zzz...
wickedly funny!"star!!
Lol, very good, all laughing in the office too.
funny , funny , funny!!!!
hahahaha
that was funny
Bright star for you mate
Excellent and a *
cool darlin xx
lol,lol,lol,10/10 *.....hahaha,soooooooooo funny .
Excellent joke,and thnx for the laugh.
Fablous, shut up, the joke is funny, get a life!
ha ha ha funny
thank for a laugh
10/10
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