Christmas is coming!!?!
Question: + Leftover Christmas Jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs, chewing on a razor blade?
Still no bloody idea
What do you call a deer with no feet, legs, torso, neck, or head?
A hat rack
What's the most popular wine at Christmas? - "I don't like sprouts" !
merry xmas every one i"m getting in first!!
Answers: + Leftover Christmas Jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs, chewing on a razor blade?
Still no bloody idea
What do you call a deer with no feet, legs, torso, neck, or head?
A hat rack
What's the most popular wine at Christmas? - "I don't like sprouts" !
merry xmas every one i"m getting in first!!
cool only 49 days to go humbug
oh-kay!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Dear!
HO!HO!HO!and a merry xmas to you!!
HO HO HO!!
i enjoyed the sprouts one, i can see that being repeated on xmas day :o)
IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS FOR OVER A MONTH AND A HALF!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
hahaha
They were good! lol
Merry Xmas! ^_^
gave me a giggle anyway.
BUT I defo cant say "Merry blah blah " til at least December!
I`ve just come off me summer hols!!!!!!!!!!!
Too early love x
No bad lol
ha ha ha funny
thank for a laugh
10/10
simple and funny