Christmas is coming!!?!


Question: + Leftover Christmas Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs, chewing on a razor blade?
Still no bloody idea

What do you call a deer with no feet, legs, torso, neck, or head?
A hat rack


What's the most popular wine at Christmas? - "I don't like sprouts" !

merry xmas every one i"m getting in first!!


Answers: + Leftover Christmas Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs, chewing on a razor blade?
Still no bloody idea

What do you call a deer with no feet, legs, torso, neck, or head?
A hat rack


What's the most popular wine at Christmas? - "I don't like sprouts" !

merry xmas every one i"m getting in first!!

cool only 49 days to go humbug

oh-kay!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Dear!

HO!HO!HO!and a merry xmas to you!!

HO HO HO!!

i enjoyed the sprouts one, i can see that being repeated on xmas day :o)

IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS FOR OVER A MONTH AND A HALF!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

hahaha

They were good! lol

Merry Xmas! ^_^

gave me a giggle anyway.

BUT I defo cant say "Merry blah blah " til at least December!
I`ve just come off me summer hols!!!!!!!!!!!
Too early love x

No bad lol

ha ha ha funny
thank for a laugh
10/10

simple and funny



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