Why YOU men are happier than women ........Comment on one or more?!
Question: Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can wear a white T-shirt, or NO shirt, to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth
The world is your urinal.
Wedding dress $5000--Tux rental $100.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes—one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Answers: Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can wear a white T-shirt, or NO shirt, to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth
The world is your urinal.
Wedding dress $5000--Tux rental $100.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes—one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
yep, ur right
And...we're loving it.
Very astute observations. I'm sure you missed a few. Things like periods, childbirth, make-up, high heels, bras...
haha the last one is soo true!
my dad is the type of person that's surprised that christmas is on the 25th december every year
hahaha it is freakin hilarious thanks for the big smile
huh
wow
i wish i was a boy!
the nail one and the shoes one they are tooo true
and also number 4
its very true!!! LOL!
I don't know about this considering the cons...
You are stuck with that last name forever, even if you don't like it.
The garage is the only place that is yours, she gets everything else.
You get to pay for a party you didn't want, and isn't for you, for the next 10 years.
Chocolate is just another snack ;) Not the equivalent to Sex.
Women won't wear a white T-shirt or No shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth, charge the same as the lie.
Laws against public urination.
You get to pay 50 pct of everything anyways, so you spend $2550 to wear a rental tuxedo.
You have to carry her 10 suitcases too.
You get punished for looking at other women.
If your friend is a hot girl, your wife will put an end to that soon enough.
You get to wear that $8.95 three pack of underwear for the next decade.
You cannot see those wrinkles in your clothes, but the women all do.
You get the same hairstyle for decades.
Women refer to everything you own as your toys.
Your wallet shall be black. If its not, you are now branded for life as homosexual.
You probably do wear shorts, no matter how your legs look.
You cannot just let your nails grow.
If you have a mustache, you must have a beard, otherwise as seen previous, you are now branded for life as homosexual.
You probably wait until December 24 with 25 minutes left to try and do your shopping for 25 relatives.
this all so true..sept on my planet..every creature is equal and we dont have hollidays..