Yo Mamma jokes!!!?!
Question: I need some really good Yo Mamma jokes because no one has come up with any in forever. The one with funniest Yo Mamma joke get 10 points!!!!
Answers: I need some really good Yo Mamma jokes because no one has come up with any in forever. The one with funniest Yo Mamma joke get 10 points!!!!
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for there new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo Mama So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...
she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.
she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
she invented a silent car alarm.
that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...
she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.
she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
she lost her shadow.
she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
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when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
Yo mamma sucks
yo mamma so fat even her clothing has cellulite
your mom is so fat her belt size is equator
Yo mamma so fat when she went to Wal-Mart in High Heels and came back in flip-flops, yo mamma so fat in school she sat next to EVERYBODY, yo mamma so fat she has planets orbiting her stomach, yo mamma so fat when she sat down she da reason for the 2004 tsunami tell her to stand up from now on!
yo momma house so dirty, i wipe my feet on the carpet to go outside.
yo momma so tall, she tripped on a rock and hit her head on the moon.
yo momma so greedy, i can't eat chips around her cause she always thinks they're herr's [herrs chips].
yo momma so short, she use a ladder to open the car door.
yo momma so ugly, she got a job offering as a halloween store mannequin.
yo momma so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
i made all those up. :)
yo mamma iz so stupid i saw her yellin in tha evelope i ask her wat she waz doing she said shez sending a voicemail
yo momma so fat when the judge sed order in the court she sed "i'll have 2 cheeseburgers and some super-sized fries"
yo momma such a stupid slag i took her to my church and the priest said you can have any hymn you want. so she replies"i'll have him him and him in the front"
yo momma so fat when she gose swimming in the sea the whales start singin:we are family!!
yo momma is so old, one her pets were on noahs arc.
yo momma is so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
yo momma so dumb, her latest invention was a glass hammer.
yo momma so dumb, i put a scratch n sniff stick on the bottom on the pool and she drowned.
yo momma so stupid, i told her christmas was around the corner and she went lookin for it.
yo momma is so poor, i asked her whats for dinner, and she pulls out a gun saying "the next one who moves".
yo momma is so poor, i stepped through the front door and fell out the back.
yo momma so dirty, she has to creep up on the bathwater.
yo momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
yo momma so fat, she goes to a resteraunt, looks at the menu, and says okay.
yo momma so slow, she is still on the first word of this insult.
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Yo Mamma so fat...
Even Bill Gates couldn't afford to pay for her liposuction...
When she steps on the scale it says "One at a time please"
When she asked for a Water-Bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean
She fell in love and Broke it
She Fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck
People jog around her for exercise
Were inside her right now