24-hours to live joke?!
Question: DOCTOR: "You have 24 hours to live!"
MAN: "That's terrible!"
DOCTOR: "And I have some bad news!"
MAN: "What could be worse than that??!!"
DOCTOR: "I FORGOT TO CALL YOU YESTERDAY!"
Answers: DOCTOR: "You have 24 hours to live!"
MAN: "That's terrible!"
DOCTOR: "And I have some bad news!"
MAN: "What could be worse than that??!!"
DOCTOR: "I FORGOT TO CALL YOU YESTERDAY!"
LOL!
Here's one my boss told me. He said the doctor only gave him a month to live. He said, "Why I could Never pay you off in a month!" so the doctor gave him another two months.
Hehe...that reminds me of a different joke.
Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you this, you don't have long to live.
Man: Well, how long?
Doctor: I'm afraid you have about 10
Man: 10 what? Years? Months?
Doctor: 9...8....7...6...5...
haha good one
A man was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn't much left.
LOL...
I love it. A little cruel but very funny!