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Question: Two heres and an edgehog were on the side of a busy road .
The edgehog says "I wish I had your courage and your skill to go across the road" I have been on this side all my life.
The first hare says "Easy you wait until there is a suitable gap in the tarffic and you run across.
"Easy for you to say". Replays the edgehog "You are very fast so you do not need a large gap in the traffic".
"Not at all" says the second hare "You run keeping your eyes on the incoming lights" When the lights are close you stop between them And let the car pass over your head" "When the car is over you restart running" "Watch my mate"!!!!
The first hare starts running stops to let the car pass over his head, restarts running reaches the other side and without catching its breath comes bak again.
"See" "It is easy he says" Now you got to do it.
The edgehog starts running and tha stops between the two lights
"SPLAT"!!!!!!
The second hare says not many Robin Reliant these days!!??
Answers: Two heres and an edgehog were on the side of a busy road .
The edgehog says "I wish I had your courage and your skill to go across the road" I have been on this side all my life.
The first hare says "Easy you wait until there is a suitable gap in the tarffic and you run across.
"Easy for you to say". Replays the edgehog "You are very fast so you do not need a large gap in the traffic".
"Not at all" says the second hare "You run keeping your eyes on the incoming lights" When the lights are close you stop between them And let the car pass over your head" "When the car is over you restart running" "Watch my mate"!!!!
The first hare starts running stops to let the car pass over his head, restarts running reaches the other side and without catching its breath comes bak again.
"See" "It is easy he says" Now you got to do it.
The edgehog starts running and tha stops between the two lights
"SPLAT"!!!!!!
The second hare says not many Robin Reliant these days!!??
YOU HAVE THE STAR MR RUGBY
Have a star...
"Two heres and an edgehog"?!
What?!
[That was my 400th answer since I started Yahoo!]
hee hee I didn't see that coming ;)
Hare and Hedgehog
Spelling not so good but joke quite funny : )
Funny and star.
It's an old one but here's a star
That really was an original---thanks for the giggle
Star for you...
GOOD ONE
sorry but that jokes not worth a star...........
heres one for you....
what would happen if pigs could fly?
they would turn scotland yard into an airport..........lol
ah i'm feeling guilty cause everyone else gave ya a star
go on then have one.................
that was pants no offence xx
That joke is older than you
i didnt get it coz of ur spelling
learn how to spell !!
I saw that coming
have a star
wow can't stop laughing
good one, but i knew from the moment crossing roads were mentioned that the hedgehog was screwed...
grammar's for crap but good joke.
Cute joke.
Thats a good joke.......Thanks for the good laugh and the 2 points....lol
Not bad!!
Not bad at all!!
Here have a star! *
I don't get it...:(
An oldie, but still gets a chuckle!
Lol love I see them nasties is in full swing again tonight,but yeah you may have a star,and please enjoy.xxx
The spelling mistakes made it worthy of two stars!!!