The ELEVATOR?!
Question: An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
Answers: An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
that was good.
mommy mustve been getting old!!
STARRED!!
thats a good one , it was a good laugh
Funny! 10!
I've heard it before, but I still think it's funny and laugh.
hahaha how sad! : ]
that's a really good one! funny...: ]
A simple and refreshing joke.
I thought the boy would have pushed his father inside the minute he saw the "transformation".
A star for you.
lol
hehehe, i want one of those, pmsl hun
star time
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LOL star for you THATS SO HILARIOUS :p
lmao...what a funny guy you are?
haha..it's awesome..
thanks!! have a nice day!! ^^
That one gave me a good laugh. Thanks