Two Joke in one?!

Question: A boyfriend and girlfriend were playing hid and seek in the garden. The girl says, ‘If you can find me, you can lick my f**ny and sh*g me up the a**e. If you can’t find me in the garden shed.

A teenage girl asks her mom, ‘Is it true babies come out of where boys put their p*nis?’ ‘Yes’ says mom. ‘F**kin hell’ says the girl ‘Won’t that break my jaw?’

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Answers: A boyfriend and girlfriend were playing hid and seek in the garden. The girl says, ‘If you can find me, you can lick my f**ny and sh*g me up the a**e. If you can’t find me in the garden shed.

A teenage girl asks her mom, ‘Is it true babies come out of where boys put their p*nis?’ ‘Yes’ says mom. ‘F**kin hell’ says the girl ‘Won’t that break my jaw?’

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very naughty

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not funny

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More sophisticated jokes are out there as you get older. These two are ok for growing people.

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Tacky and not too funny! Sorry!

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lol funny

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Ha ha made me chuckle. lol!


:-)))

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Lol
the second one was pretty funny

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LoL thats funny avitars cute ;)

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aha a double-barrel jobby
only one star though buddy

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good one wish i could give more than one star that one took me a second

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hahaha.... so funny... -_-''............
wake up lah... dun dream....

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well.lol

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hahahaha

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hehe

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lol

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luvvvv it 10

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lol,lol,lol, 10/10,*.Excellent.

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Good one thanks

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