What happens when you fart in church...?!
Question: ( i will choose the first right answer as the "best answer")
good luck!
Answers: ( i will choose the first right answer as the "best answer")
good luck!
You have to sit in your own pew...
u go to hell
Satan smells it.
Everybody would look at you, depending on how loud you let it out...
...and the preacher would look at you and nod at your stomach and say "peace be with you"...
You start staring at the floor in embarrassment as the sound echoes around the room.
the preacher mistakes it as a sneeze and says bless you.
Point at your neighbor, and laugh at their astonished face of innocence.
Or
Say, "We all do it sometimes. Some just have better timing. As for mine, it was good timing. If this kept going on, I thought some people would have falling asleep. Come on. We know about hell. Stop telling us about it and move on." By now, you have forgotten about the fart.
Nothing, with all the singing and dancing no one will hear
People will smell it.....