The other side?!


Question: Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear.

One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit.

"Hey! Hey, Teddy, get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!"

"Not now! I'm eating."

"Oh come on!" said the rabbit. "It's really important."

"No way."

"Please. It's urgent."

So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air.

"Well, rabbit," he panted. "What did you want to tell me?"

"Hey, Teddy," the rabbit began, "look how many berries are on the other side of the river."


Answers: Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear.

One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit.

"Hey! Hey, Teddy, get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!"

"Not now! I'm eating."

"Oh come on!" said the rabbit. "It's really important."

"No way."

"Please. It's urgent."

So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air.

"Well, rabbit," he panted. "What did you want to tell me?"

"Hey, Teddy," the rabbit began, "look how many berries are on the other side of the river."

haha nice one made me smile :)

does he strangle the rabbit after that?

groan i didn't see it coming

Those who talk don't know and those who know don't talk

lol,lol,lol,10/10,*. Excellent.

hahah those jokes are great..

another rabbit and bear joke for ya..

a bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods.. the bear says to the rabbit, 'excuse me, but do you have a problem with shite sticking to your fur?' the rabbit replies 'no', so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ****.

hahaha made me smile

I like it. Thanks

luvvvv it 10

Good one thanks

hahahaha

how bad is that funny

nice thanx *

oh i cannot bear it anymore my sides are killing me xxx lol xx

cute....i needed something like this today.....

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

sad joke



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