Goodbye to mother?!
Question: A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple got out, the cat shoots back in. They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab -"Sorry I took so long" he says, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"
Answers: A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple got out, the cat shoots back in. They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab -"Sorry I took so long" he says, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"
Good one.
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wahahaha..... thats funny.......... the taxi driver might be terrified of what he heard......
ha ha ha
lol,lol,lol,10/10,*, excellent joke.
lol i actually laughed at that, good one i think ill steal it!
Thank you - that cheered up my crappy tuesday morning! Have a star!
not really funny
Not funny
LOL, Great one. TY. Have a star.
funny
Nice one haha
haha crasy son!!
lol, what a nasty thing to do to a mother-in-law!
lol....will tell it to my mother in law...but will change it a bit..say he was saying goodbye to his mother...lol...
Good one thanks
haha funny thank you *
hahahaha
lol,
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me ow.lol
LOLZ!
another cracker see a lot of thumb down again am thumbs up all i think are good xxxx
lol....thats funny......star
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10