State Of The Art Watch?!
Question: A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?" she asked.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said.
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
Answers: A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?" she asked.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said.
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
like that one , well done Rain :o)
Ooozing confidence - I like it.
10/10
thats good, 1 star 4 u
10/10 hahahahahaha
where did you find this joke because i would like to tell it to my mother
lmao that was hilarious
good one
now thats a joke !!! :)
Funny
I cant type laughing but i am!! lol
quite, quite interesting... he's obviously very very confident!
luvvvv it 10
Good one
.........He's got some nerve!
lol, though.
Good one thanks
but are they nora battie pants,lol
great thanx *
very good have a star!
hahahaha
.lol.lol
A good 1
now thats a cracker thanks babes xxxx
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10