Man walks into a bar ............?!
Question: with an Osterich and a cat , orders a pint for himself , a Gin and tonic for the osterich and a saucer of milk for the cat . Barman serves him and takes his money .
Next round the osterich goes up and orders the same drinks and pays the barman .
3rd round , the man , osterivh and cat go to the bar and order the same drinks , this time its the cats turn to pay , the cat looks at the man and says ' i dont have any money , can you pay ?'
The barman stands there looking confused and asks the man ' Whats going on here ? '
Man replies , on the way to the pub , i found a lamp , i rubbed the lamp and a Genie popped out and granted me 1 wish , this is what i got , an Osterich and a cat .
Barman saks ' what the hell did you ask for ?'
Man replies ' A long legged bird with a tight pu$$y.....................
Answers: with an Osterich and a cat , orders a pint for himself , a Gin and tonic for the osterich and a saucer of milk for the cat . Barman serves him and takes his money .
Next round the osterich goes up and orders the same drinks and pays the barman .
3rd round , the man , osterivh and cat go to the bar and order the same drinks , this time its the cats turn to pay , the cat looks at the man and says ' i dont have any money , can you pay ?'
The barman stands there looking confused and asks the man ' Whats going on here ? '
Man replies , on the way to the pub , i found a lamp , i rubbed the lamp and a Genie popped out and granted me 1 wish , this is what i got , an Osterich and a cat .
Barman saks ' what the hell did you ask for ?'
Man replies ' A long legged bird with a tight pu$$y.....................
Good one thanks
he's suppose said i wanna a hot chick
shoulda asked for a bottle of vodka!