Pirate Joke?!


Question: A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that befo re."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."


Answers: A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that befo re."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."

Again very , very good. I have got to hand it to you !

lol good 1

very old but still worth a chuckle

Hahaha, i like it.. good joke dude...
For those who don't get it, the pirate stabbed himself in the eye with his hook-hand which he wasnt used to! xD'

ROFL =D

that was awsome, i wish i thought of it lol.

Now that's what I call a funny joke!!

Thanks for sharing!!

10/10 + *

Lol loved that,here's your star.xxxxxxxxx

Good joke thanks

Aaaaaah bless! Still funny though. hahahahaha

LOL that's one of the best jokes that I have heard in a while. Really funny!

Funny! 10!

I dont know where you get them, but this is another good un.
Cheers xx

luvvvv it 10

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10



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