Quasimodo's Dead (long joke but worth it)?!
Question: After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed.
The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.
After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day.
Just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop was incredulous.
"You have no arms !"
"No matter," said the man. "Observe !"
And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon.
The bishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had finally found a replacement for Quasimodo.
But suddenly, as he rushed forward to strike the bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below.
Answers: After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed.
The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.
After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day.
Just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop was incredulous.
"You have no arms !"
"No matter," said the man. "Observe !"
And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon.
The bishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had finally found a replacement for Quasimodo.
But suddenly, as he rushed forward to strike the bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below.
That was worth reading!!!
Got both me and my husband giggling over that one!!
Loved the last bit!!!
10/10 + *
Hahaha.. .That was pretty good.
GROAN, But worht it
wow.
two in one-class as ever from the caveman.
Yes, long but worth it. Have a star.
thats a good one,ha ha ha
Yes quite liked it. Thought at first it was to do with Quasimodo getting the hump, but I was wrong..
ahhh made me giggle!!!
I'm groaning and giggling at the same time! Good work! And good use of the word 'campanologist', Lol!
Love it
HAHAHAH u have to give me that website where you got the joke from i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 that joke keep them coming
Good joke thanks
Lengthy - but worth it !!
That's hillarious. Not heard that before. Lol
Brilliant but it has given me the "HUMP"
I love it, that is absolutely hysterical.
I've got to send it to my brother.
He's retired from this metal
casting place that makes
bells for churches & cathedrals.
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I DONT GET IT
ding dong.lol
luvvvv it 10
I like Quasimodo jokes and have already posted my favourite one, my second favourite is :-
Quasimodo was having a pint in his local and was chatting to one of his mates.
"I say Quasi mate", his friend says, "I couldn't help but notice those two lumps in your pocket, are they apples"?
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"No, just pictures of the kids"
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10