An extremely modest man was in the hospital................?!
Question: An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his
(laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked 'What the heck is going on here?'
The drunk, still staring down replied: ' I'm not real sure, but I think I just beat the sh** out of a ghost.'
Answers: An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his
(laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked 'What the heck is going on here?'
The drunk, still staring down replied: ' I'm not real sure, but I think I just beat the sh** out of a ghost.'
hahaha!! classic! have a star :o)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
this was on here last week. Get a new one.
LOL Loved it. Thanks for a good laugh.
i`m inspectre d to belive that.lol
hmm.. I already read this here..but thanks though for refreshing it again..hehe
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Wether it was on here before or not, doesn't matter to me as l never heard it before but l thought it was extreamly funny !
* a star for you !!
That was funny! 8.5 out of a 10!
that was on last week but the cuss was crap and it happy halloween on the end
this is very funny