Am i old yet xxx funny or true xxx?!
Question: A checklist to determine if you should consider yourself 'old' -- this seemed funnier before my oldest daughter called to inform me that I'm going to be a grandfather. Do you wonder if you are old yet?
A simple checklist for you - if these apply to you, then yes, you are old :(
You no longer laugh at Preparation H commercials.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You buy shoes with crepe rubber soles.
The only reason you’re still awake at 2 A.M. is indigestion.
People ask you what color your hair used to be.
You enjoy watching the news.
Your car must have four doors.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
You have a dream about prunes.
You browse the bran cereal section in the grocery store.
You start worrying when your supply of BenGay is low.
You think a CD is a certificate of deposit.
You have more than 2 pair of glasses.
You read the obituaries daily.
Your biggest concern when dancing is falling.
You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.
If any of the above apply to you:
You Are Over The Hill
But remember! Just because there’s snow on the roof doesn’t mean there isn’t a fire in the fireplace!
Answers: A checklist to determine if you should consider yourself 'old' -- this seemed funnier before my oldest daughter called to inform me that I'm going to be a grandfather. Do you wonder if you are old yet?
A simple checklist for you - if these apply to you, then yes, you are old :(
You no longer laugh at Preparation H commercials.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You buy shoes with crepe rubber soles.
The only reason you’re still awake at 2 A.M. is indigestion.
People ask you what color your hair used to be.
You enjoy watching the news.
Your car must have four doors.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
You have a dream about prunes.
You browse the bran cereal section in the grocery store.
You start worrying when your supply of BenGay is low.
You think a CD is a certificate of deposit.
You have more than 2 pair of glasses.
You read the obituaries daily.
Your biggest concern when dancing is falling.
You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.
If any of the above apply to you:
You Are Over The Hill
But remember! Just because there’s snow on the roof doesn’t mean there isn’t a fire in the fireplace!
no snow on my roof and always a fire going.
STARRED!!!!
i geuss im still young cause those preperation h commercials crack me up
haha
Yikes! I could answer "yes" to many of these. Move over, old timer!
thank God, I'm not old yet *hehehe*
well after reading your whole check list i can confirm im not old... not even a little bit.. the only thing which agreed with me.. was about browsing through the cereals, i dont do this all the time as i no which ones i prefer.. but i do sometimes when i feel like a change, i cant bare to waste money on horrible tasting food.
im 23 if your woundering, so im not old at all :p
that is good humor especially if it doesnt apply to you....ha ha well im off to get get my bran cereal..........yeah it applies to me........but i have a sense of humor....................
First of all congrats, grandfather-to-be.I'm a grandma-to-be,baby is due first week in DecemberYour......am I old yet made me laugh although some don't apply to me.
Starred you and thanks for posting.10/10.
how very very true have a star for sharing
I'm well past it.
It's true, all of it. And for the ladies - if you go to buy shoes and head for the 'Van Dal' section, beware, it's the slippery slope to slippers with pompoms and zippers.
that's it, may as well give up now, i am way past them
starred
Yep I guess you got that right. How true. Star for sharing. lol
Older the fiddle
Sweeter the tune.
Sorry got carried away there. pmsl
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny and True so 10/10.!!!
Congratulations Chris, my cousin's WIFE HAD TRIPLETS the other day and he's 42 years old. I wished him good luck with the nappies, lol.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
Those are great. Thanks