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Question: ok, so tell me if this is funny, ladies don't be mad, lol....

Male comebacks
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Man : "Want to dance?"
Woman : "No, thank you."
Man : "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

Man : I want to give myself to you.
Woman : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man : Oh, just cheap perfume then.

Man : You look like a dream.
Woman : Go back to sleep.
Man : You mean this isn't a nightmare?

Man : Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman : Do not enter, -OR- Stop.
Man : Really? You look more like a "Yield."

Man : Your body is like a temple.
Woman : Sorry, there are no services today.
Man : Here's a donation to restore the exterior.

Man : What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman : What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Man : You're right. I WAS lying.


Answers: ok, so tell me if this is funny, ladies don't be mad, lol....

Male comebacks
.
Man : "Want to dance?"
Woman : "No, thank you."
Man : "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

Man : I want to give myself to you.
Woman : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man : Oh, just cheap perfume then.

Man : You look like a dream.
Woman : Go back to sleep.
Man : You mean this isn't a nightmare?

Man : Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman : Do not enter, -OR- Stop.
Man : Really? You look more like a "Yield."

Man : Your body is like a temple.
Woman : Sorry, there are no services today.
Man : Here's a donation to restore the exterior.

Man : What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman : What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Man : You're right. I WAS lying.

haha!

dont listen to all the mean people. it they dont think it isnt funny, they shouldnt leave rude comments. i think they are VERY good, in fact :P

ok...

didnt laugh or smile.. nothing against the jokes, just found them bland

He he he he heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee funneeeeeee!

Oh he would get a swift kick in the nads for those comments ha ha ha!

They're good :)

lol

if i could lick and suck myself i would laugh . as i have 2 vertebrate to many i bettter had'nt

If someone actually said that to me I would punch them in the face then in the gut... but as jokes, they're pretty funny.

I chuckled at the 1st one.

some were funny some ok.

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

lol i thought they were funny..but it might be because this class is so boring......

not funny enough to make me laugh.

they are mean but funni lol lovin them nd i aint really tht mad. likin them

LOL!!!!!!!

lol!

Yes, these are funny!

Yeah they're really good. You have to picture a real situation and it's funny.
And we know how unforgiving girls can be....so....-the jokes are delicious!

not really funny

I wish a guy would say something like that to me, that would be the last thing he ever said

I think they're pretty good. if I was a man, I would use them. Did you make them up yourself?

nice .lol

very amusing lol

Those have me in stitches. They are so funny. lol



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