Get the hell out of here!! adult its gone nine o"clock!!?!
Question: Two drunks, Chuck and Manny, wake up one morning. Manny says, "How the hell are we gonna get drunk today? All I've got is forty cents."
Chuck says, "Gimme the money, I've got an idea." He goes into a deli, comes out with a hot dog and says, "Come on. Let's go to the bar."
When they get to the bar, Chuck pulls down Manny's zipper, sticks in the hot dog, and pulls the zipper up tight enough to hold it.
Then he says, Follow me," and they walk into the bar.
He orders two Rum & Coke, and they drink them down.
When the bartender says, "Pay up," Chuck drops to his knees and starts sucking on the hot dog.
The bartender says, "Get out of here, you homos!"
Fifteen bars, they do the same routine. They're bombed. Chuck says, "Listen, it was a great idea I had, we got bombed on forty cents, but we gotta stop. Every time we do that my knees hurt like hell !! I can't take it anymore."
Manny says, "YOU can't take it anymore? We lost the hot dog after the fourth bar."
Answers: Two drunks, Chuck and Manny, wake up one morning. Manny says, "How the hell are we gonna get drunk today? All I've got is forty cents."
Chuck says, "Gimme the money, I've got an idea." He goes into a deli, comes out with a hot dog and says, "Come on. Let's go to the bar."
When they get to the bar, Chuck pulls down Manny's zipper, sticks in the hot dog, and pulls the zipper up tight enough to hold it.
Then he says, Follow me," and they walk into the bar.
He orders two Rum & Coke, and they drink them down.
When the bartender says, "Pay up," Chuck drops to his knees and starts sucking on the hot dog.
The bartender says, "Get out of here, you homos!"
Fifteen bars, they do the same routine. They're bombed. Chuck says, "Listen, it was a great idea I had, we got bombed on forty cents, but we gotta stop. Every time we do that my knees hurt like hell !! I can't take it anymore."
Manny says, "YOU can't take it anymore? We lost the hot dog after the fourth bar."
your rocking again no8!!!
lol! Very good!
dirty dirty!
Genius!
hahahaha!
omg lmfao!!
ewwwww
my stomach hurts from laughing
That's pretty much the the funniest thing i've ever heard!!!
ROFFL
OMG Thats funny and gross at the same time!
THAT JUST MADE MY DAY!
LMAO!
This is a wonderful joke to end my day at work!
I don't really see how this is a question, but the joke was funny. :D
lol
hillarious....
Look forward to reading a funny one from you sometime in the future, take care now
lol.
SCORE!!!!!
thats a gd joke. u made me smile for the day
thx
sorry not really funny, i figured out the punshline after they got kicked out of the first bar
lol,star.
HAHAHA! I love it!
well that put me off hotdogs wher were the onions an mustard placed hot hot hot
Yep its funny and gross @ same time........
Most jokes are funny BECAUSE they're gross...
not this one. don't know why... but hilarious!
So, I guess that your QUESTION is . . . What did they use then in bars 5-6-7...14,15 etc. ? ? ? ?
That was very funny
good one
have heard it before but still funny
funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
haha that cracked me up, have a star