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Question: ... A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening he's half an hour late. The boss gets on the CB radio to check if he's all right.
"I've got a problem, Boss. I'm stuck here. I've hit a pig!"
"Ah well, these things happen sometimes," the boss says. "Just drag the carcass off the road so nobody else hits it in the dark."
"But he's not dead, boss. He's gotten tangled up on the bull bar, and I've tried to untangle him, but he's kicking and squealing, and he's real big boss. I'm afraid he's gonna hurt me!"
"Never mind," says the boss. "There's a .303 under the tarp in the back. Get that out and shoot him. Then drag the carcass off the road and come on home."
"Okay, boss."
Another half an hour goes by, but there's still not a peep from the young fella. The boss gets back on the CB. "What's the problem, son?"
"Well, I did what you said boss, but I'm still stuck."
"What's up? Did you drag the pig off the road like I said?"
"Yeah boss, but his motorcycle is still jammed under the truck."
Answers: ... A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening he's half an hour late. The boss gets on the CB radio to check if he's all right.
"I've got a problem, Boss. I'm stuck here. I've hit a pig!"
"Ah well, these things happen sometimes," the boss says. "Just drag the carcass off the road so nobody else hits it in the dark."
"But he's not dead, boss. He's gotten tangled up on the bull bar, and I've tried to untangle him, but he's kicking and squealing, and he's real big boss. I'm afraid he's gonna hurt me!"
"Never mind," says the boss. "There's a .303 under the tarp in the back. Get that out and shoot him. Then drag the carcass off the road and come on home."
"Okay, boss."
Another half an hour goes by, but there's still not a peep from the young fella. The boss gets back on the CB. "What's the problem, son?"
"Well, I did what you said boss, but I'm still stuck."
"What's up? Did you drag the pig off the road like I said?"
"Yeah boss, but his motorcycle is still jammed under the truck."
yeah!yeah!love it!!
Yeah nice one ha ha ha have a star
lol
well .lol
Lol!! That was funny!
Ha ha, good one.
That's a real hoot! I'm going to tell that one at work tomorrow!
Thanks! LOL!!
whoa!! your flying now no8!
OMG! I am laughing sooo hard right now!!!!
definitly a star for you!!
LOL. i REALLY like this joke a ton! :DDDDDDDDD
star you for that one
funny.
any news of the motorbike,is it wrecked?? funnie joke!!
LOL
Can you say I'm a banana and make the judge believe you?
That's your only shot
pmsl!
This is old, but here goes: A woman walks into a bar with a little dog. A guy sitting at the bar says, "What a cute little pig!" The woman says, "It's a dog, silly!" He looks at her and says, "I was talking to the dog!"
funny
You always come up with the best :o)
I love it :o)
And you get a star.
Funny! 10!
Pmsl excellent *