Ready to open a tin of Strawberries?!
Question: Fancy some strawberries in rice pudding?
Yep.
Looks at the tin label on the strawberries.
Oh they have changed it they are now in fruit juice instead of syrup.
Have they that is good isn't it?
Yes, I think that would count as low fat, Oh dear, these are likely to be very low fat indeed, so won't muck up your diet?
How is that then?
I can't find the b...dy tin opener!
This really happened this evening, I really think that was so funny. (Opener was found and tin opened)
Does that make you smile? and have you a funny food preparation/cooking tale to tell that is funny?
Answers: Fancy some strawberries in rice pudding?
Yep.
Looks at the tin label on the strawberries.
Oh they have changed it they are now in fruit juice instead of syrup.
Have they that is good isn't it?
Yes, I think that would count as low fat, Oh dear, these are likely to be very low fat indeed, so won't muck up your diet?
How is that then?
I can't find the b...dy tin opener!
This really happened this evening, I really think that was so funny. (Opener was found and tin opened)
Does that make you smile? and have you a funny food preparation/cooking tale to tell that is funny?
Working in London and not earning very much, years ago, I was given the afternoon of Christmas Eve off. I decided to celebrate by going to Harrods for tea. I felt very posh. I sat down and ordered and barely had the pot of tea and the cake been placed before me than a bomb threat was announced and we were all hustled out of the store and into the street. (They made sure we paid first.) And you think that not having a tin opener was frustrating!
There's always someone worse off than yourself, though. A friend who worked in the bacon department was hustled out in his shirt sleeves on that bitterly cold evening and made to stand in the street for hours while they sorted it out. As a result he was very ill over Christmas.
That's the world we live in now!
wut r u smoking
Wtf that was weak
sure!!
i don't understand what u want ???
wut da hek
ok...
what the heck are you talking about???
Funny that, sarah said the same thing and THEN a small badger cried somewhere distant and we laughed!
Sorry, that was stu PID!
what aren't you smoking quit it with the sex jokes
What a cheap date.
what??????
2 points for me!
That absolutly sucked.
you brits are bloody hilarious!!!
i have no clue of what u just wrote
Strawberries oh how rytua loves them he would walk in the park wink at the hot hookers walking by but yes wherever he would look he would always see the strawberries. Ryuta's curiousity got the best of him so one day he decided to eat the strawberry. His life was never the same.
NOW THAT IS HOW YOU MAKE PEOPLE SAY
WOW!
Umm from where I come from strawberries come in little pint sized plastic baskets with cellophane on top. No utensils required for opening. What umm place are you from?
I will take what ever your smoking, it sounds good