Sandwiches!?!
Question: There is this senior in high-school and he is mad because he has to share his room with his brother, Little Johnny, who is 9. They have bunk-beds and the older brother is on top…so one night the big brother comes home with his girlfriend for a little fun….he says to her..”My lil brother is asleep, whisper tomato for harder and lettuce for a different position.”
So they get up in the top bunk and begin getting it on, she begins saying lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato.” eventually she begins to yell “LETUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO” finally the Little Johnny wakes up and says “would you two quit making sandwhiches up there, your getting mayonaise all over my face.”
Answers: There is this senior in high-school and he is mad because he has to share his room with his brother, Little Johnny, who is 9. They have bunk-beds and the older brother is on top…so one night the big brother comes home with his girlfriend for a little fun….he says to her..”My lil brother is asleep, whisper tomato for harder and lettuce for a different position.”
So they get up in the top bunk and begin getting it on, she begins saying lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato.” eventually she begins to yell “LETUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO” finally the Little Johnny wakes up and says “would you two quit making sandwhiches up there, your getting mayonaise all over my face.”
lolz
that is a great joke
very funny lolz
heard that bfore but the brother wasnt 9..thats abit sick aint it?
haha, ive heard before, but it doesn't cease to get old.
hahahahha ew
....statistcally improbable but ewwwwwwwwwwwww XD
AHHHHHH!!!!!! That's hysterical!
is that a joke or a story? Either way that was retarded
lmao.... thats so hillirious
That's NASTY!
ewwwww hehe
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Oh ho... what a laugh!
omg ha ha ha
lol.lol
Not so funny. Any one in his place would have something similar, depending on the environment he is in. Be creative and say what Little Johnny himself would have said at such a reaction from his younger brother, were he to be in the place of his elder brother (that is, when he is grown up).
Lmao!
dirty but funny
Good one!!
damn that is gross but hella funny * for you
ewwwwwww
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah...
Very Good
iv heard it tons of times but it never gets old lol.
I remember there was a time.. I use to love tomatoes
Funny! 10!
EWW pmsl that was fantastic*