Hmmmmmmmmmmm , hope this never happens to any of us men on here........?!
Question: She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in. She turned and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said "Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
Answers: She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in. She turned and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said "Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
i will have to remember that one when i am at the bar,.....tell the guys my ex did that to me,.....
Ouch! Funny! 10!
lol! cause it's fast... i got it :P
LOL!
lol, me2. nice 1
An oldie, but still gets a chuckle. :)
Hahahahaha the viagra didn't work
HA...lol:)
did you pinch my joke mr.
Not bad xx
that was a good one
Haha fantastic*
Rofl
Wish I could last that long!!
Good joke. Thanks for sharing. hahaha
made me laugh
*4u my friend