More men bashing...sorry lads?!


Question: How do u tell when a man is well hung?
When u can barely slip you`re finger between his neck and the noose

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mails?
Rename the file folder, "Instructions Manual"

How does a man plan for the future?
When he buys two crates of beer instead of one

What do u call a man in handcuffs?
Trustworthy

What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a mans penis?
His body

Whats a mans definition of a romantic evening?
Sex

What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run or dont fit right in the crotch

Whats the smartest thing a man can say?
My wife says....

Why do men need instant replay on tv sports?
Because after 30 seconds they cant remember what happened

Why do men whistle when they`re on the toilet?
So the can remember which end to wipe


Answers: How do u tell when a man is well hung?
When u can barely slip you`re finger between his neck and the noose

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mails?
Rename the file folder, "Instructions Manual"

How does a man plan for the future?
When he buys two crates of beer instead of one

What do u call a man in handcuffs?
Trustworthy

What do you call the useless piece of skin at the end of a mans penis?
His body

Whats a mans definition of a romantic evening?
Sex

What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run or dont fit right in the crotch

Whats the smartest thing a man can say?
My wife says....

Why do men need instant replay on tv sports?
Because after 30 seconds they cant remember what happened

Why do men whistle when they`re on the toilet?
So the can remember which end to wipe

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None her work is to stay in the kitchen and raise the children

haha this one's funny too! lol!

got any more?

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
but not all men of us men are like that

Some of them are right but still funny lol.

lol i have to send to my bf.

Man bashing is ok as long as it's good natured and harmless - it's the unfair Generalisations I see a lot of people posting on here.

Anyway, this made me laugh. Well done!

HAHAHA you are very smart. lol

so true.lol

i like it
even though i a man

Lol sweets you raelly had me laughing my pants off,cause it's ssooo true but they don't want to accecpt it they are so damm arrogant it really makes you laugh,but here love have your star,I send you ones just now about the air lines cause I'll be flying on Friday.xxxx
Please wish me good luck on the flight ok.xxx

Funny! 10!

Hehe super*



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