The queen is in france for a reunion of french freedom fighters,she is introduce!
Question: all france,she takes a liking and tells him to call round later philip will be at the opera. frenchie winks and duly arrives at the appointed hour and knocks on her maj.door.he enters and sees Lizzy in a revealing nightgown and offering him a seat on the couch.he accepts and begins telling her how he admires the royal family .she stops him off and slips off her gown with the command -get to work frenchie,phil will be back in 2 hours.
well,the frenchie looks at whats in front of him,gulps,gets up ,goes to the drinks bar.pours himself a very very large cognac.Liz is watching all this and stretches out on the couch in avid expectation.He strolls back and promptly pours the brandy all over her tummy,down her legs and between her thighs.she is bemused but thinks its a french thing and groans.Next he gets his lighter and lights the brandy- what the hell are you doing yells lizzy.he looks up and says-- i am the most famous french fighter pilot,when i go down,i go down in flames!!
Answers: all france,she takes a liking and tells him to call round later philip will be at the opera. frenchie winks and duly arrives at the appointed hour and knocks on her maj.door.he enters and sees Lizzy in a revealing nightgown and offering him a seat on the couch.he accepts and begins telling her how he admires the royal family .she stops him off and slips off her gown with the command -get to work frenchie,phil will be back in 2 hours.
well,the frenchie looks at whats in front of him,gulps,gets up ,goes to the drinks bar.pours himself a very very large cognac.Liz is watching all this and stretches out on the couch in avid expectation.He strolls back and promptly pours the brandy all over her tummy,down her legs and between her thighs.she is bemused but thinks its a french thing and groans.Next he gets his lighter and lights the brandy- what the hell are you doing yells lizzy.he looks up and says-- i am the most famous french fighter pilot,when i go down,i go down in flames!!
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