Why most professions are dirty, funny or not.?!
Question: The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
The Dentist because he says, "Open wide."
The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"
The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in,
you'll love it."
The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose
interest."
The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."
The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and
always eats what he shoots.
Answers: The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
The Dentist because he says, "Open wide."
The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"
The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in,
you'll love it."
The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose
interest."
The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."
The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and
always eats what he shoots.
i just thought of one not as funny as yours but how about the turkey farmer xxx gobbling xxx
hahaha lol! ;) good one girl, yes, verry funny
Icing on the cake.
lol,lol,lol,10/10, * ,excellent joke,thanks.
So,...I am the hunter then..?!
Your jokes are good. Thank you.
very funny
star
You get a star!
I like it thanks
ha ha very funny!!!! lol
brill and a star for u.....even if I just copied that from my in box for tomorrows edition lolol
great! ha ha
add this:
THE PLAYER (women collectionist, womanizer, playboy) ALWAYS PLAY IT DIRTY
BE IT A DOMESTIC OR INTERNATIONAL PLAYER OF A MAN! ha ha ha
lol good one :) !!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Funny, thanks
Floor Installers because they stretch what they lay.
Good one. lol.